Me Voted Two Times

"You blew my cover! You blew my cover!"

I Squirted Video-Game Gunk At This One Girl?...

And then she was like, screaming. And then I was like, running. Because the cops were like, Why did you squirt that video game gunk at that girl? And then I was like, I dunno, I thought it'd be cool. And then they were like, Well 's'not, don't do it again. And then I was like, Whatever, pigs. But I said that last part later, like, after.

Latvia! Go Blonde Festival!

Oh yeah! Mem Day! Next year, fo sho!
It's gotta beat burnt hot dogs and warm beer in the park....

Don't Leave Your Bear In The Tree Overnight

It's them dirty rotten poachers you gotta worry about....

Tell You What....

I sure as shit ain't using hydrochloric acid in the friggin' bathtub again!